Slava Malamud
Slava Does America
Chernobyl, Season 2: Concatenation of Circumstances
It’s been a couple of months since I reviewed each episode of HBO’s “Chernobyl” on Twitter, and I never thought I’d come back to this topic. It’s not like there is going to be a second season, right? Well, wrong, as it turns out, though Season 2 is being filmed not by HBO but by real life in actual Russia. Which, as it happens, is often more thrilling, depressing and […] Read More
Gun Issue is Black and White
As a “peaceful Russian” I feel I must repudiate that idiot in Missouri who walked around a Walmart toting a rifle and decked in body armor, presumably to honor his native country’s official motto: “The World’s Cautionary Tale Since AD 856.” Unfortunately, I can’t honestly do that, because this giddy fuckmook’s general outlook on life as well as his political beliefs are pretty much in lockstep with those of a […] Read More
Slava Stories: Worst Trip Ever
In 2003, I worked the gold-medal game of the World Championship of ice hockey in Finland with a second-degree concussion after my partner got locked up in a Russian prison with all our money and equipment. The 2003 Worlds was my first major international event, after 4 years as a foreign correspondent for Sport-Express. As such, I was supposed to be paired up with a more experienced veteran writer, whom […] Read More
Russian to Judgement: Slava Does Dem Debates 2.1
OK, America, you are going to need to explain to me what exactly is so difficult about chewing gum and walking at the same time. We had gum in the Soviet Union (albeit the shitty, non-bubbling kind) and we never had any trouble combining the two activities. In fact, watching hockey as a kid, I seem to clearly remember Canadians chewing gum and skating, which has to be more difficult. […] Read More
Russian to Judgement: Slava Does Dem Debates 2.0
So, a part of America probably watched this last night, a small part of it probably did it for more than 15 minutes, and a tiny part of that part may have understood what was going on or could name maybe three of four people on stage. We have to be realistic about these things, since none of the proceedings involved B-list celebrities singing in masks or some schmuck from […] Read More
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